daemonluna

Okay, so we just spent the evening at the IFWA social, aka many insane writerly people, etc, and a bunch of b-movies. And there was much silliness and I can't recall exact quotes, but

queen_zulu discussing handcuffs. *g*

We started out the evening with The Brain that Wouldn't Die (except the end credits called it The HEAD that Wouldn't Die so we didn't even have a consistent title to go on. But that's okay. It was about a doctor who's been experimenting with spare limbs and organs from the hospital and then he gets into the car with his girlfriend (who has just announced that she wants to be a bride) , drives Far Too Fast for no apparent reason, and there is the expected Firey Crash (in which he rolls down a hill, staggers a lot, stumbles back to the car and picks up a mysterious bundle).

That bundle is, of course, his girlfriend's head. He takes it to his lab and wires her up. He has forty-eight or fifty hours to... dum-dum-dum, find her a body! She gasp "Let me die!" a lot, but nooo... Then there was this wierd bit where he went looking for a body and, we're pretty sure, had sex with a prostitute. She, meanwhile, has developed Phenomenal Psychic Powers, and is bonding with the monster in the close, made of spare limbs and organs.

He's found a body, lured the woman back to his lab, and drugged her, monster had killed his assistant while head-girl laughs and laughs, and then monster runs off with unconscious girl while the lab burns down and doctor-guy and head-girl die, she telling him all the while, "I told you to let me die!"

Next up was One Million AC/DC: A Caveman Sex Comedy, but it had too many running nude women for some. We left during something with a giant, cross-eyed gorilla and a tribe of lost Indians in deepest Africa (who knew?) who looked an awful lot like white guys in odd blue togas. I think it was an Ed Wood movie.

Trout wants ouuuuuuuuuuuuut. Tough, because I'm going to bed.