there was that one lazy afternoon when after wandering around coveting various sparkly items, and in a fit of boredom we decided to sample all 32 of Baskin-Robbins flavours. I am still impressed that you made it through them all, as I think I made it to 27 before getting ill.

your proposing thereafter that we pop out for a little snack was the absolute end - I'm never eating in public with you again!