TiW drabble

[daemonluna]

As requested, a This is Wonderland drabble for queenzulu.


Straightforward

"Hey, Alice." Ian leans on the office doorframe.

"Mm-hmm?" Alice doesn't look up.

"Are you free for dinner tonight? Alone."

"Like... a date?"

"Exactly."

"I thought you were going to tell him last week." Nancy hovers behind Ian, frowning. "I'll do it."

"I'd rather--" Alice starts, but it's too late.

"Let me explain something to you. Alice is gay. She is my girlfriend. She is not allowed to date you, or anyone else. Other than me, of course. Is that clear?"

He says yes, before Nancy has a chance to bring out the flow charts and the diagrams. Again.

Comments

[zulu.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude. Awesome. Of course Alice couldn't do it. Of course Nancy has flowcharts! This is the best part of Alice/Nancy interaction, beyond the general squeecute! factor.

[daemonluna.livejournal.com]

I think Alice would try to be nice about it, because she's all with the nice and the courtesy, but also with the sarcasm. Well, up until the point that she got fed up and lost her temper, and would shout at Ian (whose name I had to look up) for being so obtuse. And she'd feel guilty and snark about the flow charts under her breath, until Nancy would be all "Alice. I'm only going to say this once. Shut up." And then she'd kiss her. At least in my head. Okay, really and truly going to bed this time.