Yeah, I watched it. The cute seared my eyeballs. Oh, Alice. Clearly, now that you've finished your dissertation and are a lawyer, monogamy doesn't seem all bad, right?

And, thanks. Maybe this year I'll even come prepared, like with a toothbrush and coffee-buying money. If I go to Future Shop today and sign away my credit future in exchange for a laptop, it's SOMEBODY ELSE'S FAULT. Obviously.